The Smutinator

Fuck world of warcraft players - a rant by me

Okay so I’ve been playing WoW on and off since vanilla days (what this means is I never hardcore gear grinded or anything like that, I’m just a girl with a 90) and lately I’ve been partaking in the endgame stuff since expansion is coming out soon.

My highest and most precious baby is a discipline priest. Now normally in regular LFG dungeons I am a healer but as I have been playing on and OFF I’m unfamiliar with a lot of the newer dungeons and ESPECIALLY unfamiliar with newer raids that I don’t think I could heal for my life.

So what does that mean for me?

It means as a disc priest if I’m just farming for Justice or Valor points in dungeons and raids that I can’t possible heal confidently I’ll go dps rather than heals.

But truth be told almost 80-90% of the time I will get questions from people asking me why I’m discipline and not healing, or even better why I’m set as dps and actually healing as well.

Thing is I’m set for a lot of auto self heals, like pennance and shields, not to mention if I crit I get a short couple second self heal from my archangel. So while I’m not actually clicking any heals while I attack I do generate self and party heals.

So yes I will come up as heals on your heals calculator, and my dps will be lower on the scale. BECAUSE IM GEARED FOR HEALING WHAT A SURPRISE. That does not mean that you have to swear black and blue at me every time you, or someone else fucks up in group. Just because you don’t like my spec doesn’t mean everything that ever goes wrong is my fucking fault.

I’ve had warriors pull patrols and go WELL THE PRIEST PULLED, I mean what the absolute shitfuck? I’m a park and bark caster class. I find a safe spot where I am within range of the enemy but far enough out that I don’t get aoe physical hits because I’m squishy and covered with cloth. It’s hard for me to run in and pull something when I’m essentially never running anywhere.

And seriously, I’m only 486 armour class. Which means my dps is low to begin with. I can’t even do 60% of the raids and dungeons yet! OF COURSE MY STATS COME LOW ON YOUR FUCKING METERS.

Yet I still manage to out dps insta 90’s, and most hunters even with shitty gear that I’m still working on.

Hell I only just got exalted with Black Prince so I can work on my stupid legendary cloak.

I will get there, but I’m not an every day player with my head up their ass grinding hardcore for gear. I just play what I need to play at my own pace.

I get the heals done on myself and I get enough damage done to make a difference in the group. So shut up about me being disc and stop trying to force heals into Holy and dps in Shadow. I’m a discipline priest and I’m not going to change.


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Darren and Dazza || Independant RP || AU || 18+
Hi my name is Darr-Dazza- No… sorry, Darren. My name is Darren. I’m a librarian-rocksta- Erhm a librarian. Sorry I think I’m just tired I can’t think straight.
I would sure love it if you ducked by for a quick fuck- Oh my God! I’m so sorry! I mean for a cup of tea!
And while we’re alone I just might get my head between those thighs~
Call me Dazza, I’ll be the light of your night. Heh, maybe a few nights. Just maybe-
Oh my, I’m sorry, I think I just spaced out. What were we saying? Tea? Yes, I can put the kettle on if you’d like, I don’t have anything fancy but a nice cup of tea or coffee always does the body good.
Do you read? I could recommend some spectacular reading!

Schizophrenic AU.

doublexdarren:

Darren and Dazza || Independant RP || AU || 18+

Hi my name is Darr-Dazza- No… sorry, Darren. My name is Darren. I’m a librarian-rocksta- Erhm a librarian. Sorry I think I’m just tired I can’t think straight.

I would sure love it if you ducked by for a quick fuck- Oh my God! I’m so sorry! I mean for a cup of tea!

And while we’re alone I just might get my head between those thighs~

Call me Dazza, I’ll be the light of your night. Heh, maybe a few nights. Just maybe-

Oh my, I’m sorry, I think I just spaced out. What were we saying? Tea? Yes, I can put the kettle on if you’d like, I don’t have anything fancy but a nice cup of tea or coffee always does the body good.

Do you read? I could recommend some spectacular reading!

Schizophrenic AU.

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